How CB, FB & KTMB Gangbanged My Happiness [NSFW 21SXSGPL]

Wengki: “Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?”

Brain: “The same thing we do every night, Wengki—bash some Czech Bitch and some establishment!”

Yep, so I made a fanpage on Facebook now with 60k+ followers. And I just discovered that a particular Czech shemale is a whore, slut, and prostitute chimera while the Facebook Team is made up of morons, retards, and inbred sons of bitches.

Here’s the story. Just yesterday I posted a status using the page I made. You can read it here. Some smart self-righteous whore left a comment asking me to stop posting stuff about World Cup. I mean, why does she impose on other people to not have a life just because she doesn’t have one? Anyways, the story goes on. The little but stupid comment by the Czech bitch generated a lengthy discussion and I employed passive aggression in replying her whorelike comments.

Well, as the discussion goes on, the I’m-smarter-than-everyone-else transvestite began to lack creativity in her replies; harping on nothing more than my vague and dull arguments, my inability to write in Czech, my “immaturity”, and my OCD for perfect grammar. Her command of English was pathetic and the fact that she has a fetish for animated fat pigs in Spirited Away makes her a perfect Czech bitch.

This morning, her comments were apparently removed and I thought to myself, “Ha, scurrying bitch! Fear the ripper baby!” Feeling slightly victorious, I went back to sleep. Fast forward to daylight. Thanks to Keretapi Totally Macam Babi, I walked all the bloody way from Kuala Lumpur station to Bank Negara today. The moment I arrived, I checked my mail and here’s what I received:

After a short discussion with Brain, we concluded that this Czech bitch named Klara or some shit probably reported me to Facebook for God knows what. Now, this is the part where all the retardation comes in. If the Facebook team ACTUALLY went to ground and check, they would have realized I was innocent and that I was merely responding to this bitch’s barrage of comments. Heck, I even replied the bitch politely with minimal profanities but the Team blocked my publishing rights? On grounds of what? The ‘Pages Terms of Use’ forbid any nudity, pornography, impersonation, racist/hate speech, violence, gore, and spam. I did not violate any of these terms albeit I do admit that some of my replies carried a little sexual insinuation. But sex is not in the list right? And if I my publishing rights were blocked just because I was replying at a rate deemed spam by the Facebook Team, I cannot but apologise for the spontaneous wit and typing skills I happen to possess.

Ok now I’m sick of bashing the Facebook Team. Let’s get back to maxbashing the pathetic Czech (what stupid country name is this anyway?) bitch whore slut prostitute. First of all, a page with a title such as “I sleep with my books because I believe in osmosis” is nothing more than a page made out of excessive boredom and lack of entertainment (with a tinge of genius of course) in the spur of a moment. This Czech bitch doesn’t seem to get it because she expects every post to be related to the title or else it’s counted as not relevant, or simply, shit. Just because Czech Republic did not qualify for World Cup while Slovakia did (used to be Czechoslovakia before the split in 1993), she reserves a deep sense of hatred towards the competition and anything related to it.

What does she expect me to discuss on the page? 7 Habits Of Highly Effective Sleep? Sleep And Grow Rich? Lord Of The Osmosis? How To Train Your Sleep? I mean if she doesn’t like my World Cup posts on the page, there’s a simple and quick solution which would render her a lesser bitch than she already is. Unlike the page. But no, oh no. She deems unliking the page a violation of her animal rights and therefore chose to remain in the page and be cynical about my post. She should just start her own fanpage which says “I’m a failed lab experiment who fantasizes being raped by giant tentacles everyday because I watch too much Japanese hentais”. Anyways, I’m too distraught to continue trolling the bitch because I’m emo today (or every other day?) so I’ll let the photo do the talking. Check out the disfigured bitchface of the Czech whore and her profile.

Well, today’s my last day of internship and things were SUPPOSED to be good. But KTMB screwed me up because it is a sadistic service which has an obsessive compulsion with destroying people’s happiness. And retarded Facebook Team blocked my publishing rights on my own page. But the icing on the cake is this: Some plagiarising asshole took to the task of starting a new page with a similar but somewhat modified title. Take a look at this piece of pirated shit.

As a tribute to the Statistical Services Department of Bank Negara, I shall finish this post by incorporating some statistics I single-handedly compiled.

Congratulations to Oranje for advancing to the World Cup semifinals by beating Brazil 2-1. Finally, we get to see a glimpse of the Oranje we were all so familiar with and fond of in Euro 2008. To Netherlands and beyond.

P/S: I just found out that I couldn’t see any of the CB’s comments because I blocked her on Facebook. Oh, silly, silly me. But she’s still a big, fat, ugly bitch. The end.